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Full Name: Wet William
Nickname: Wet Willie
Date of birth: Unknown
Address: Unknown
Profession: Shower Door Advocate
Hobbies: Showering, sneering, convincing people to buy a shower door from Shower Door Experts and admonishing them if they do not, backgammon
Likes: Showers, soap suds, great deals on shower doors
Dislikes: Poor hygiene, overpriced shower doors, low-quality shower door installations
Bio: Affiliated with Shower Door Experts since 2009, Wet Willie is more of a volunteer and mascot than an actual employee. He shows up randomly, often when it’s least expected, but makes up for his unpredictability with an unbridled enthusiasm for shower doors. Seemingly equipped with a 6th sense, he has a knack for popping up when people are on the brink of making a poor decision about their shower doors. His goal is to prevent as many people as possible from buying overpriced, poorly installed showers, and from uttering the exasperated phrase, “I should’ve called the Experts!” Also, Wet Willie hides on a page within our website. If you can spot him and tell us where you found him, we’ll give you $50 off your next shower project!
So happy hunting! And remember: DO NOT incur the wrath of Wet Willie. Avoid the hassle, and buy your new shower door from Shower Door Experts today!
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